Don't read this if you have a delicate constitution:
I searched high and low, the clock ticking, frantically looking for the plunger. I couldn't find it. He returned and I had to ask him where it was. He laughed and made some joke about me clogging up his pipes as he handed me the plunger. I was mortified but he thought it was hilarious. Said we were now officially boyfriend-girlfriend. I think he really thinks I dropped some real cow pies, but it really was very small. Great timing and luck, really.
My BF is hard to read sometimes. Sometimes I think he's going to propose to me in a year, and other times I think he's planning to break up with me any day now. I keep thinking that the gift I'm making for him will be a parting gift (his birthday is next month). But then a few hours later I'll decide I'm crazy, or reading too much into something. But I don't know... I really don't think about it too much, but it does pop in my head every now and then.
Saw a great movie on Friday. "An Education." Solid. I recommend it! The Brits always do those scandalous coming-of-age films the best.
Two movies I performed in last year (or was it the year before?) are getting distribution deals. I just got the financial paperwork for the second one. That only means like a $100 or $200 for me right now, since it was an ultra-low budget agreement, but the exposure will be nice!
Mom is visiting us tomorrow. She flies in and stays for the week. : )
Hahahahahah - that's awesome. He must have very small pipes if you broke it with two flushes!
ReplyDeleteVery funny. That has actually happened to me before when I visited my boyfriend's family in Miami. I was so embarrassed because we had to call a plumber. I found out later that they have had plumbing problems for a couple of years but refused to fix the pipes. You are definitely in a serious relationship when either party jokes about gastrointestinal issues or releases.
ReplyDeleteIsn’t it amazing that women are so concerned with emitting flatulence or doing the proverbial number two in close proximity to their boyfriends yet my male friends are constantly laughing to me about passing "the wind" during dinner with their mate. YIKES!!
By the way, Coldstone is extremely hard for me to resist too. What the FU*K do they put in it?
Laugh out loud funny. You sound happy! Carpe diem. And all that jazz. love, E
ReplyDeletePS. what about Häagen-Dazs sorbets instead of actual ice cream? ever try those? I love them all, any flavor. (I'm like you, milk isn't my thing.)
Avitable: Yeah, totally. And I think he also flushes things that shouldn't be flushed.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous: Omigod, I remember that story! I feel horrible for you. It was embarrassing enough just using a plunger, but adding a plumber and the family into the mix would be just horrifying.
E: Yeah, I think I'm going to have to move to sorbets! I haven't tried one in years because it was a little too sweet for me (although I haven't tried the Haagen-Dazs). I know this sounds weird because I have the biggest sweet tooth of anyone I know! But I should give them another shot, or at least try that brand. I also LOVE Trader Joe's mango soy ice cream. And Italian Ices are nice, too. There's a nice, organic brand. But yeah, I need to try anything to turn away from the Crackstone! But actually, it's not the ice cream I love as much as it is the little chunks of chocolate/brownies/cookie dough, or whatever I put in it. So it's kind of dumb for me to eat the ice cream when I don't even care for it.
remember when i had to unclog with my hand... at least you got a plunger. and it wasnt even my poop.
ReplyDeleteOmigod, Luan, I've tried to erase that image from my mind! I'd like to pretend that never happened, but you keep reminding me!! LOL. Yeah, now THAT sucked.
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