Tuesday, May 19, 2009

BACHELOR #9

This is getting ridiculous.  I really need to make some cuts.  I'm honestly very tired.  And I haven't been able to accept plans with any of my real friends because of all the dating, and from being tired because of the dating.  It sounds dumb, but I'm used to only a few social activities a month (I forced myself out once a week), so this is very excessive for me.  But I can't pick which bachelor to get rid of.  I'm so greedy, I keep taking more in!  Just when I think I've shut the door, one more cutie-patootie with a great job, fat wallet, fun personality, cute face and rockin' body comes a-knockin'.  And how can any sane woman turn THAT down?  After a 30-year drought, it's raining men!  I've NEVER.   I've just NEVER, ever had this experience before.  But I never really left my house to meet any guys, so who knows what my life would be like if I weren't so hermetic?

Anyway, I have coffee on Thursday with Bachelor #9 (see below).  Dinner on Friday with The Enforcer, Dinner and a show on Saturday with Deja New, Dinner on Sunday with Night Man, and coffee on Monday with Mr.  Show Biz.  And I've been emailing back and forth with the man who may become Bachelor #10, so we know what might be coming there...



BACHELOR #9:  SUSHI FANATIC  (This may seem like a racist name, but in his first email to me, all he talked about was sushi, and I don't know too much else about him yet.  Except he's hot)
AGE:  25
ETHNICITY:  Japanese/ Irish (mixed)
OCCUPATION:  Chemical Sales (for domestic oil)
BONUSES:  Extremely friendly and outgoing.  Likes indie films.  Very athletic and active.  Hot.  Just a gorgeous, very interesting face.  I really shouldn't have accepted his invitation because he doesn't meet my other criteria, but I just want to stare at him 24-7.
RED-FLAGS/ PITFALLS:  Wants two kids someday.  Is a Libra, a sign not compatible with mine.  Is religious.  I broached both (kids/ agnosticism) concerns with him, but he just waved them away like it was nothing.  I'll get a real answer out of him when we meet for coffee on Thursday.
Posted by at

5 comments:

  1. KaraMay 20, 2009 at 1:00 AM

    Of course Sushi Fanatic doesn't mind that you're agnostic or that you don't want kids. At his virile age of 25, all he knows is that he's hungry for a Long Beach Woman sushi roll. As for Jesus, he'll help you find him in bed. He sounds really cute and I like that he likes indie films.

    ReplyDelete
  2. ArtistMay 20, 2009 at 5:27 AM

    Oh Kara, you really slay me! Long Beach Woman sushi roll, lmao. He is pretty great. But I have to admit, I'm pretty "meh" about coffee dates, though. To borrow from Patti Stanger ("Be Your Own Matchmaker" author), coffee is an audition, lunch is an interview... real, serious men pony up for dinner!

    Both he and Mr. Show Biz requested coffee dates. I'll forgive Show Biz, because I was acting crazy last week and he's probably a little weary. But Sushi Fanatic has no excuse. I think like you said, he's probably just young and looking for some action, so I'm not going to take it or him too seriously.

    ReplyDelete
  3. AvitableMay 20, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    Yeah, this one sounds like one to lose.

    ReplyDelete
  4. whateveryouwantittosayMay 20, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    He sounds like he'll be fun if nothing else...

    ReplyDelete
  5. ArtistMay 20, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    Avitable: Yeah, probably. We'll see after tomorrow!

    Booga: Fun and sweet, and HOT.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)